So Tracy told the Ghandi SuperCallousedFragileMystic-something,something-tosis joke back when I was in high school. Unfortunately, I heard another pun one today.
So, did you hear Mary Poppins moved to California. Yah. She sits at a table and reads fortunes, but she does it in an unconventional way. She doesn't read palms or cards or anything. Nope. She smells people's breath. That's right. The sign on her door says SuperCaliforniaMysticExpertHallitosis. *Groooaaannn* I know. It's pathetic. I think the sense of humor runs in the family, though. My cousin Ben has a couple really good zingers. (The bottom one is especially funny to me since I live in the "buckle of the Bible belt".)
Balaam
the Koran belt
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